2007-04-24
Corrupting the youth.
Taken directly from the kid's page that runs in our paper every Saturday:
"[Merriwether Lewis] brought his dog Seaman along on the trip. Seaman earned his keep by tracking and hunting beavers."
Awesome.
Also, because I'm sure everyone has been waiting with bated breath, I thought I should mention that I finally broke free of the vicious smile and wave cycle with Cute Neighbor Boy. In fact, I've had two conversations with him. Yeah, that's right: TWO, bitches.
Of course, I wish I could magically erase the first conversation from all of history. It unfortunately involved my nervous, incessent chattering, the kind that jumps from topic to topic randomly because the only thought going through my brain is: "For christ's sake, shut the hell up woman, you sound like a DAMN FOOL." I'm not kidding; I went from talking about taking German in college to how I'm afraid to swim in the ocean because there are fish with full sets of teeth swimming in there, just waiting to rip off a toe or two for a snack.
It was not pretty.
But just this morning I managed to have a nice, perfectly normal coversation that did not expose any of my more unusual neuroses. Though, I did find out that he speaks fluent German and has a dark sense of humor, which just concretes my crush all the more. I swear, if I find out he plays in a band, I may just have to move to prevent from becoming a stalker.
corin82 at 10:09 p.m.