2007-04-14

Lesson plan

Things I've learned, while drunk:

-The cute boy, who happens to be my neighbor, while not take constant glancing at him while smiling as a hint and will NOT come talk to me.

-A "boxcar" is mostly comprised of rum, and therefore tastes like ass. But, I will drink it anyway.

-Looking up your ex-boyfriend on myspace is not a good idea, because you will find that he MARRIED the girl he dumped you for and they now have a baby.

-A cigarette is the best thing IN THE WORLD.

-Your vocabulary is still intact, but your spelling skills are not.

corin82 at 1:27 a.m.

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