2006-12-31
Night recap (with creative license)
Moomie: Ugh, I feel like crap.
Me: Well, you drank enough last night.
Moomie: Yeah...did I do anything stupid last night?
Me: Well, some guy was on the verge of punching you because you were busting in on his game by talking to that blond girl.
Moomie: No, I remember that. That was awesome.
Me: Yeah, it was. You shared a cigarette with a toothless, dirty homeless guy.
Moomie: Yeah, I remember that too. That was awesome.
Me: No, that was disgusting.
Moomie: So I didn't do anything crazy?
Me: Well, you took off your pants and dry humped a cop.
Moomie: Seriously? How come I wasn't arrested?
Me: Luckily, the cop was so overcome with lust, we managed to sneak you away.
Moomie: It was a girl cop?
Me: No, it was a guy. He was inspired to become a cop by the Village People. He really wanted to be the Indian chief, but it just didn't work out.
Moomie:....That didn't seriously happen, did it?
Me: NO!
Moomie: Yeah, I drank too much last night.
corin82 at 12:01 p.m.