2006-06-01
Cruel Irony
Guy: Ever since I started this new job, all I do is work and sleep...it sucks.
Me: Well, you should go out then. Or become a hermit. Those Unibomber guys who live in a shack in the woods always live to a ripe old age.
Guy: Yeah, my friend and I always used to talk about that, that we were the ones that hated life, so we would probably live to be a hundred.
Me: That's true. It's the "I love life/Everything is Sunshine" annoying people that end up getting hit by a bus when they're...
Guy: ...Chasing butterflies or some shit.
Me: Exactly! And then you see those people on the news who are 108 years-old..
Guy: ...Or they're getting their birthday wishes from Willard Scott...
Me: ...and they always have that look on their face, that "fuck all of you" look. It's their contempt for mankind that keeps them alive.
Guy: It's their passion.
Me: And everyone needs a passion in life, even if it is hating all other living things.
corin82 at 10:24 p.m.