2006-05-12
Passive-Aggressiveness: 1 Maturity: 0
During the entire time my roommate and I have been living together, she has never once contributed any effort towards the household. This includes (but is not limited to) never cleaning the bathroom, never taking out the trash, never replacing a burnt-out lightbulb. And generally, I'll things like that slide because it's just easier to do it myself and then let my silent anger burn an ulcer into my stomach. In fact, the only time I've ever complained about anything is when her girlfriend drank all of my milk, and even then it wasn't so much complaining as storming into the living room, waving the empty container (that was left in the fridge for me to throw out) in front of their faces and snapping, "Either you buy your own damn milk or you drink water!" What can I say, I'm not much of a morning person.
But the one thing that bugs me the most is that she has never in the eight months we've been living together bought toilet paper. Never. I don't know if she thinks that there is some sort of bathroom fairy that magically replaces the roll if you leave the empty cardboard tube hanging, but she's never even mentioned it.
But I finally have my revenge. I used the absolute last bit of toliet paper, and then left town for three days. Ha! Victory is mine!
corin82 at 5:24 p.m.